- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

XD Jackass.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

roak

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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