What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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