- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

I wrote a funny joke.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

osama bin laden is dead

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