One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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