- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

i killed my family

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Two planes walk into an office building

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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