- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Not a joke.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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