- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

This is sparta No this is patrick

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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