- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Women's Rights

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

nickel back

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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