- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

dyslexics of the world untie!

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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