- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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