- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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