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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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ur gay

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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