- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

This is not a joke or is it

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your social life.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Im black

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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