why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Wanker

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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