whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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I'm rick james bitch

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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