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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

pudding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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