Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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This is a joke

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Anti Joke

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