- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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