- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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