- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Homonyms should be band.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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