- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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