why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Christianity

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Anti Joke

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