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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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YO FACE

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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racism...deal with it!

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