Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Do you like apples? Yes

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

hey hey apple

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Me Neither.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What's blue? The sky.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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