Loner.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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