The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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I'm gay.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Your Mom!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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