- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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