Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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The global news

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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poo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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