- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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