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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."