- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

what's black and can't swim?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What did Delaware? A coat.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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