- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Colby Michael Schluter

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Hillary Clinton

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Corn Muffins

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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