- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

VAGINA.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Nice belt.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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