- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

A: Knock Knock B: ...

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

2 + 2 = 4

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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