- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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