A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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