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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Obamacare

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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