- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What did the man without a tongue say...

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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