- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...