Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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John Stamos.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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