Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Dylan is gay

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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out of your comfort zone

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Cool Brian

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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