Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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WNBA

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Anti Joke

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