Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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