- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Once upon a time, The end.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Two english guys meet at work

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

No, Trinidad.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

a man walked into a bar ouch

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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