- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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