Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

thumb_up thumb_down +12

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Your time.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops