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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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