What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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