Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Tony Romo

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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