What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

This is a joke

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

women's rights.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

I share two rooms with my mother.

knock knock ... no one was in

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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