- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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