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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Get in the car.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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