- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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