Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Your mom.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

a man is running away

Dylan is a person

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Jersey Shore

E= McVagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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