- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

knock knock ... no one was in

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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