My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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balls

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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