What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Penis.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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womens rights

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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