- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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